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CD 1
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| 1 |
50 Plates to Feed My Brother
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1:42
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| 2 |
50 Ways to Eat Your Lover
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1:37
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| 3 |
A Letter to Santa
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2:40
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| 4 |
A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas
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4:45
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| 5 |
Ally McBeal
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1:48
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| 6 |
American Pie Eulogy
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2:57
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| 7 |
Another Kick in the Balls
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1:36
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| 8 |
As Beers Go By
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2:17
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| 9 |
Asshole Son
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2:22
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| 10 |
Be Claus I Got High
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3:27
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| 11 |
Biker’s Christmas Carol
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2:55
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| 12 |
Bin Laden and the Jets
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1:47
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| 13 |
Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas
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2:00
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| 14 |
Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.
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2:58
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| 15 |
Born to Be Mild
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1:52
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| 16 |
Bowel Moves
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2:37
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| 17 |
Burned on the Barbeque
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2:28
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| 18 |
Butch the Gay Santa Claus
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1:37
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| 19 |
Buttcracker Suite
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4:04
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| 20 |
Carol of the Bartenders
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1:39
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CD 2
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| 1 |
Caught Me One Handed
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2:06
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| 2 |
Chatroom
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2:32
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| 3 |
Cheney’s Got a Gun
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2:17
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| 4 |
Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)
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2:17
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| 5 |
Clean the Catbox
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2:03
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| 6 |
Condom Song
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3:47
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| 7 |
Cows With Guns
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2:48
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| 8 |
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
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2:37
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| 9 |
Doin’ It Doggystyle
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2:35
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| 10 |
Dolly Parton’s Tits
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1:56
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| 11 |
Drivers on the Phone
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2:28
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| 12 |
Elmo’s Got a Gun
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1:22
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| 13 |
Fart in an Elevator
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3:31
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| 14 |
Feelin’ Boobies
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1:14
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| 15 |
For Those Who Bombed Iraq
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1:59
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| 16 |
Foreigners
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1:17
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| 17 |
Free as a Turd
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2:10
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| 18 |
Free Ballin’
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2:33
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| 19 |
Frosty the Pervert
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2:26
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| 20 |
Getting Fatter All the Time
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1:56
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CD 3
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| 1 |
Ghosts in White Linen
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1:16
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| 2 |
Gilligans Island
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0:58
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| 3 |
Gimmie 12 Steps
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2:41
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| 4 |
Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck
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2:25
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| 5 |
Gropin’ in the Classroom
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2:07
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| 6 |
Hark! The Hair
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0:57
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| 7 |
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
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1:50
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| 8 |
Heavin’ on a Jet Plane
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1:37
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| 9 |
Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS
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2:19
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| 10 |
Hey You! Get Off of My House
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2:53
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| 11 |
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
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2:37
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| 12 |
Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
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3:04
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| 13 |
Homeless for the Holidays
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2:52
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| 14 |
I Am Santa Claus
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3:23
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| 15 |
I Can’t Ski Babe
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2:29
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| 16 |
I Fought the Lawn
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1:30
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| 17 |
I Let an Intern Go Down on Me
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2:05
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| 18 |
I Like Big Tits
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2:52
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| 19 |
I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand
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2:58
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| 20 |
I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
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2:26
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CD 4
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| 1 |
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
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2:54
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| 2 |
I Saw Her Leaning There
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1:46
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| 3 |
I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
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2:43
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| 4 |
I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
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2:20
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| 5 |
I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
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2:11
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| 6 |
I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
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2:43
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| 7 |
I Want My MP3
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2:00
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| 8 |
Ice Fish Baby
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3:39
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| 9 |
I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas
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2:27
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| 10 |
I’ll Never Shit Solid Again
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3:17
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| 11 |
I'm a Weight Watcher
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1:43
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| 12 |
Inflatable Woman
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2:45
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| 13 |
Its the Most Fattening Time of the Year
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2:52
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| 14 |
Itty Bitty Titties
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3:39
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| 15 |
Joy to the World
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1:22
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| 16 |
Kill the Wabbit
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2:17
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| 17 |
Kittycat Song
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1:21
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| 18 |
Leader of Iraq
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1:36
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| 19 |
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
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3:18
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| 20 |
Little Hummer Girl
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2:05
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CD 5
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| 1 |
Lots of Cleavage
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1:14
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| 2 |
Marijuanaville
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4:02
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| 3 |
Me and Mrs. Claus
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2:20
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| 4 |
Menopause Is Coming to Town
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0:58
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| 5 |
My Medication
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1:20
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| 6 |
O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads
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1:26
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| 7 |
Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy
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1:48
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| 8 |
One Turban, One Scott and One Queer
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2:44
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| 9 |
Pick My Nose Again
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1:42
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| 10 |
Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman
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1:26
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| 11 |
Please Don’t Wear That Thong
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1:53
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| 12 |
PMS
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2:33
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| 13 |
Police Stop My Car
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1:59
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| 14 |
Rare Funny Star Trek Parody
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4:56
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| 15 |
Rock n Roll, Scooby Doo
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1:52
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| 16 |
Rusty Chevrolet
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2:38
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| 17 |
Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town
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1:10
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| 18 |
School’s Out of Ammo
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2:20
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| 19 |
Sea Lion Eats Tonight
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2:48
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| 20 |
Space Station Oddity
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2:24
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CD 6
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| 1 |
Stan Writes Santa
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3:23
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| 2 |
Strawberry Rehabs Forever
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3:11
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| 3 |
Suck on My Cock
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2:14
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| 4 |
Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
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2:55
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Taliban on the Run
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2:41
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| 6 |
The 12 Drugs of Christmas
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3:21
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| 7 |
The AOL Song
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1:45
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| 8 |
The Chimney Song
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2:12
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| 9 |
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica
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2:42
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| 10 |
The Girl With Emphysema
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2:48
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| 11 |
The Little Hooters Girl
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1:53
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| 12 |
The No Smoking Song
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2:19
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| 13 |
The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’
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1:35
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| 14 |
The Taliban Can
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1:59
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| 15 |
There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
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2:42
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| 16 |
Tight Christmas
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2:54
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| 17 |
Toy Sack
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2:34
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| 18 |
Walk With an Erection
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3:28
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| 19 |
Walkin’ ’round in Women’s Underwear
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1:53
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| 20 |
Wappin’
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1:42
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CD 7
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| 1 |
We Buy the Tampons
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2:29
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| 2 |
We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us
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0:50
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| 3 |
We’re a Ukrainian Band
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1:46
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| 4 |
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
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3:08
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| 5 |
When a Man Loves a Chicken
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2:59
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| 6 |
White Ford Bronco
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1:55
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| 7 |
White Pussy
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1:16
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| 8 |
White Trash Christmas
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2:47
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| 9 |
Who Put the Dick on the Snowman
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1:06
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| 10 |
Who Put the Stump
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2:13
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| 11 |
Will They Stay or Will They Go
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1:32
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| 12 |
Windows 95 Sucks
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2:10
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| 13 |
With Legs Wide Open
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3:13
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| 14 |
Wonderbra
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3:30
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| 15 |
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
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2:30
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| 16 |
You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas
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3:57
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| 17 |
You Chesty Thing
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2:18
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| 18 |
You Don't Smell Like Flowers
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1:42
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| 19 |
You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling
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1:12
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