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CD 1
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1 |
Prologue
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1:04
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2 |
Begin With a Dribble, End With a Very Strong Downbeat Cue
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0:39
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3 |
Exploding Artery
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1:18
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4 |
Eruption
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0:46
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5 |
Erupting With Pus
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1:34
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6 |
Eruption of Pus
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1:14
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7 |
Eruption of Non Compliant Pus in the Plague of Mediocrity
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0:38
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8 |
Saliva Sprinkler
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1:47
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9 |
Raging Torrent
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1:29
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10 |
Non Compliant Raging Torrent
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0:54
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11 |
Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now)
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0:53
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12 |
Fluid-Filled Lung Sack
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0:59
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13 |
Unexpected Death
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0:43
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14 |
It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned “Death” Again
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0:38
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15 |
Crank Up the “Bullshit” Knob to 10
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2:33
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16 |
Why Can’t I Shit?
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1:51
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17 |
Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch the Shit
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1:41
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18 |
It’s Shit!
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1:54
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19 |
Eat Shit… and Live!
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1:54
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20 |
“I Take My Hangovers Like a Real Man”
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2:21
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21 |
I Just Whaled on a Music Critic With a Baseball Bat
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1:52
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22 |
Take Me Seriously or I’ll Start Crying
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1:44
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23 |
“If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You”
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2:03
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24 |
The Pat Boone of “Impovised Music” Walks Among Us
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1:29
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25 |
“Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All the Time”
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1:54
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26 |
We’re Funny and If You Don’t Agree, You’re Stupid
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1:25
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27 |
Another Incredible Display of Physical Exertion
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1:30
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28 |
Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles
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1:57
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29 |
Pretending to Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough
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1:49
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30 |
Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick!
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3:00
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31 |
The More You Frown, the More I Smile
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1:55
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32 |
“How Does It Feel When Someone Does That to You?”
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2:10
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33 |
I Made a Phony “Tribute Album” to Make Fun of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (and It Worked!)
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1:31
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34 |
“You Aren’t Being Avantgarde in the Correct Way”
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1:45
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35 |
Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren’t Quite as Interesting as Mine
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2:14
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36 |
I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs of Improvised Music Last Week (and Sold 14)
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1:54
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37 |
“Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?”
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1:38
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38 |
“In 20 Years I’ll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You’re a Total Dick”
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1:47
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39 |
Quit Shrieking in My Ear
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1:47
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40 |
Surprising Ending
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0:04
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