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Digital Media 1
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I Hate Black Metal... Or Frostbytten and Bvtthurt
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1:54
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Doesn’t Matter What You Call Yourself, You’re Always Gonna Be a Nazi (Just Say No to NSBM)
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1:31
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How to Get Signed
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0:57
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Social Media Death Metal
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2:58
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I’m Pretty Cool Myself
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0:27
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Jump the Heck Up
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1:45
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| 7 |
Super Unorthodox Backwoods Coffee Club Revival
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0:45
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| 8 |
Skimpy Solomon Fartfingers
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3:26
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Introduction: Gathering Around the Light of the Fire as the Unearthly and Benevolent Spirits of the Forest Join Us in This Magik Night
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1:09
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| 10 |
My Elf Ears Melted in My Car
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0:05
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| 11 |
Ranking Morbid Angel Albums Solely Based Upon Their Cover Art
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2:22
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| 12 |
At the Risk of Taking a Feminist Stance, I Gotta Say Cemetery Rapist Is a Very Bad Band
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0:06
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Getting Frostbite During the Texas Blizzard Taking Corpsepaint Photos
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0:06
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| 14 |
Don’t Tempt Me Frodo!
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0:04
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| 15 |
Awaken Me When the Time Is Appropriate to Listen to Type O Negative
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0:34
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| 16 |
Venom Enema
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0:03
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| 17 |
The Frozen One Awaits
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0:04
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| 18 |
Beefcakes Without Borders
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0:05
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| 19 |
Nothing More Punk Than a Fast, Casual Italian Eatery
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0:05
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| 20 |
The Ancient Spell, Grimly Uttered in the Tongues of the Old Ones by My Unfortunate Rectum Hours After Eating Spicy Curry
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0:08
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| 21 |
Mamma’s Selling a Line 6
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0:03
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| 22 |
Professor Snape, the World’s Favorite Incel
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0:03
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| 23 |
The Gate of No Return
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0:03
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| 24 |
The Noise Gate of No Return
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0:04
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| 25 |
My Former Life as a Poser
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0:04
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Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
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0:03
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| 27 |
Diesel Boner
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0:05
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| 28 |
Really, How Long Does It Take to Test a Fucking Compression Pedal??
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0:05
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| 29 |
Tormented and Coerced Into Performing a Live Ritual by an Eldritch Forest Spirit, a Pair of Ghouls and a Weeb
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0:21
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| 30 |
How Can I Be Punk When I Have a Severe Skin Allergy to Nickel
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0:06
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Freebasing Cringe
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0:03
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| 32 |
I Wish My Life Had More of a Thulean Perspective
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0:07
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| 33 |
Daydreaming Giddily About John Lennon Burning in Hell
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0:12
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| 34 |
Catfishing Viper
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0:03
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| 35 |
Cognitive Ball Therapy
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0:03
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| 36 |
Researching the Legality of Cannibalism
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0:07
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| 37 |
Entering and Leaving the Garage Waiting for the Random Encounter Peavey to Spawn
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0:06
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Unapproachable Raw Black Metal Legend Purchasing Me Indie Rock Record From My Own City
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0:12
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Cursed to Listen to Untold Hours of King Crimson in the Lair of Count Progula
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0:09
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Asking Raw Black Metal Elite, “You Ever Heard Behemoth?”
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0:09
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Buying a Gun From the Drummer of Savatage
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0:05
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Having a Random Encounter With Lord Wurm in Recycled, to Have Him Babble Something Insane and Give You an S Rank Quest
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2:10
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Nice 12 String Ric You Psych Rock Playing Poser (I Mean This Unironically)
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0:04
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Okay Give Me That Guitar It’s Too Cool for You, You Play Psych Rock in 2021
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0:06
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| 45 |
Wolves in the Throne Room Posting Emojis (Wolves in the Throne Room Are a Bunch of Fucking Nerds Pt 2)
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0:10
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| 46 |
Being a Pornogrind Fan Is Cleaning the Cum Out of the Grooves on Your Meat Shits Records
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0:11
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The Worst Part of Being an NSBM Fan (Other Than, Y’know Being Racist) Is Having to Pretend That Absurd Is a Good Band
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0:04
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Like a Macabre Rail of Silly String a Footlong Cord of Turds Rope Descends From My Anus
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0:07
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And on That Day His Forehead Grew Three Times Its Normal Size
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0:05
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| 50 |
Punishing Edm Kids With Neil Young
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0:04
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| 51 |
Becoming a Cocaine Cowboy Because You Don’t Know What Else to Do With Yourself Now That Burger Records Is Cancelled
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0:06
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| 52 |
You’ll Cowards Won’t Even Play in Standard Tuning
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0:05
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Todopoderoso Steals Riffs From Kombat (How DARE They Play an Open E)
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0:05
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Ancient Sword of the Meth King
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0:04
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I’m Going to Fucking Fight Vincent Gallo, and I Will Win
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0:06
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Successfully Cyberbullied a Child
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0:04
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| 57 |
Save a Tele, Kill Your Local Indie Rocker
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1:33
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Do You Believe in Magick (Spelled with a “K”)?
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0:03
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Aerosmith by Choice
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0:02
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Another Wampyric and Elusive Black Metal Project With Dungeon Synth Interludes Just Like the Last Five That I Unloaded My Paycheck On
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0:10
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| 61 |
That Mountain Goats Song About a Death Metal Band Wasn’t About Kombat
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0:06
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Jackhammer Dildo
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0:04
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Knowing Very Obscure Metal Bands Makes Me a Desirable Person and Fun to Talk to at Parties
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0:08
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An Onslaught of Rotting Monkeys
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0:02
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Giving My Album Art the Color Palette of Black, White and Red So We All Know It’s Blasphemy Worship (What the Goat Wasn’t Enough of a Giveaway?)
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0:07
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Wretched Crotchspawn of a Belligerent Oogle
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0:04
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Larry Is Bald
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0:04
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Cum Ghost
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0:03
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| 69 |
The House That Beef Built
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0:03
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| 70 |
Time to Start Bullying NFT Artists
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0:06
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| 71 |
Critical Race Theory in Power Electronics
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0:06
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A Snake With a Mohawk Eating Its Own Asshole
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0:05
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| 73 |
I Fear My Earthling Neighbors Have Seen Me Feasting Upon Car Batteries
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0:07
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A Group of Three (3) Or More Peavey Combo Amps Is Commonly Referred to as a “Pawn Shop”
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0:11
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Honor Guard of Black Kittens Guide Me as I Carry This Pile of Bones Home
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0:10
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If You Feel Your Rectum Begin to Leak Feel Free to Challenge Me to a Battle of Intellects on Facebook
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0:26
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Eno-Pilled
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1:09
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