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CD 1
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1 |
Pilot: "Item 9b"
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3:04
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2 |
Pilot: "Stop Helping the Aliens"
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2:52
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3 |
Pilot: "Some of Them Can Be Rather Brusque"
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3:10
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4 |
Pilot: "Lucy, Are You In There?"
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2:38
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5 |
Pilot: "What Will They Do If Everyone Turns Against Them?"
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3:00
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6 |
Pilot: "Computer, Scan This Scone"
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3:09
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7 |
Pilot: "Welcome To Cresden Green's New Pub"
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2:32
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8 |
Pilot: "What is A Dart Board, Anyway?"
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3:26
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9 |
Pilot: "I Know You're Gonna Love It This Time"
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3:02
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10 |
Pilot: "I Didn't Think You'd Find Out"
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1:57
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CD 2
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1 |
Taking Overs: "... And It Can Be Operated Using This Handy Remote Control"
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2:57
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2 |
Taking Overs: "He Lives in Kettering"
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2:57
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3 |
Taking Overs: "I Challenge You to a Cricket!"
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2:58
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4 |
Taking Overs: "... Then He Made a Joke About It Being a Plotting Shed"
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2:59
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5 |
Taking Overs: "I Want You in the Garden"
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3:10
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6 |
Taking Overs: "Why Did You Want to Waste a Couple of Minutes?"
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3:10
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7 |
Taking Overs: "The Ball Clearly Hit Your Leg"
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2:37
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8 |
Taking Overs: "That Was Terrific, Dad"
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2:56
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9 |
Taking Overs: "Oh Bloody Hell!"
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2:56
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10 |
Taking Overs: "Calculate the Victor Using the Duckworth-Lewis Method"
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2:07
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11 |
Minimum Volume: "What Are You Reading?"
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2:56
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12 |
Minimum Volume: "She's Worked With Books More Than Anyone in the Village"
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2:44
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13 |
Minimum Volume: "You Missed a Resistance Meeting for This?"
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3:40
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14 |
Minimum Volume: "Katrina Lyons Has Delivered Her Report"
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2:41
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15 |
Minimum Volume: "All I Can Think When I Look at You Is 'Weird Patrick'"
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3:07
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16 |
Minimum Volume: "Out of 320 Paper Aeroplanes, the Orange Ones Always Went Unnoticed"
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2:59
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17 |
Minimum Volume: "Three Books Per Author, Is That All?"
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2:54
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18 |
Minimum Volume: "I Was Up Half the Night Working Out Which Shakespeare Plays to Save"
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2:53
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19 |
Minimum Volume: "His Plan Was Useless"
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3:23
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20 |
Minimum Volume: "Hello, Got a Few More Books for You"
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1:29
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CD 3
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1 |
Power Block: "Can I Cut Another Slice of Upside Down Pear Cake, Mr Uljabaan?"
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3:05
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2 |
Power Block: "I'm Overseeing a New Construction Project"
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3:29
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3 |
Power Block: "Detective Inspector Koeman Stood by the Bridge and Watched"
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2:05
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4 |
Power Block: "Could You All Please Assemble on the Village Green"
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2:47
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5 |
Power Block: "A Picture of Uljabaan With a Knob Drawn on His Head"
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4:07
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6 |
Power Block: "So Where Are We Going to Hide This Message in the Newsletter?"
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2:22
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7 |
Power Block: "Headingly '91 Against the Windies"
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4:06
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8 |
Power Block: "Koeman Leapt From the Bridge Onto the Roof of the Tram"
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2:07
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9 |
Power Block: "Give It a Threat Level of Medium"
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2:53
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10 |
Power Block: "There's Always Some Bits Left Over"
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1:48
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11 |
Little Green Lights: "I'm Sure You're Wondering Why I Invited You Here Today"
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1:05
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12 |
Little Green Lights: "Thing Is, the Invasion Programme Is Undergoing a Series of Cut-Backs"
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3:20
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13 |
Little Green Lights: "You Really Can't Think of Anyone?"
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2:33
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14 |
Little Green Lights: "His Commanding Officer's Visiting?"
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3:02
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15 |
Little Green Lights: "He May Well Destroy Us All From Space"
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3:31
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16 |
Little Green Lights: "Taa-Daa!"
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2:27
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17 |
Little Green Lights: "A Traditional Greeting Banquet, Eh?"
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3:07
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18 |
Little Green Lights: "What Do You Do With the Native Population?"
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3:07
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19 |
Little Green Lights: "Until Now We Haven't Found Any Other Intelligent Species to Massacre"
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2:31
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20 |
Little Green Lights: "... Then It Was All Worth It"
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4:02
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CD 4
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1 |
Counter Plot: "Stop Whistling, Lucy"
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2:52
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2 |
Counter Plot: "You Have a Pet Spider?"
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2:50
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3 |
Counter Plot: "Mr Uljabaan Has Always Been Very Clear About the Penalties for Trying to Escape From the Village"
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2:47
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4 |
Counter Plot: "... Or PALS for Short"
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3:08
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5 |
Counter Plot: "... Or We Could Write Him a Strongly-Worded Email"
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3:22
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6 |
Counter Plot: "Some People Say It Doesn't Taste the Same"
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3:27
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7 |
Counter Plot: "We Were Due to Meet Tonight, Anyway"
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2:30
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8 |
Counter Plot: "What a Sterling Job You Boys Are Doing of Guarding the Allotments!"
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2:54
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9 |
Counter Plot: "Plants Are Alive"
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1:43
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10 |
Counter Plot: "... Black Forest Gateux"
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2:12
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11 |
Tempting Fete: "What Do You Propose to Contribute to the Village Fete Cake Stall?"
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1:57
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12 |
Tempting Fete: "It's a Northern Cake!"
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2:29
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13 |
Tempting Fete: "Stand Down Graavis, It's Just Richard"
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3:45
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14 |
Tempting Fete: "Stop Being Silly and Come Inside"
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3:03
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15 |
Tempting Fete: "I Want to Leave of Course..."
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2:03
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16 |
Tempting Fete: "I've Got You a Gig!"
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3:31
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17 |
Tempting Fete: "My Sensors Indicate You Are Cross"
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3:06
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18 |
Tempting Fete: "What Are You Listening To?"
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3:16
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19 |
Tempting Fete: "I Declare the Cresden Green Annual Village Fete Open"
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2:53
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20 |
Tempting Fete: "Hello Cresden Green Annual Village Fete!"
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1:40
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CD 5
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1 |
Questioning Loyalties: "Lawrence, Don't Open That Shed!"
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3:02
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2 |
Questioning Loyalties: "When I Hear About the Problems of Lesser Life-Forms I Tend to Tune Out"
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2:47
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3 |
Questioning Loyalties: "Kidnapped One of Uljabaan's Minions, Got Found Out"
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3:17
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4 |
Questioning Loyalties: "Did You Tell Uljabaan to Cut My Mum and Dad's Pear Tree Down?"
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2:58
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5 |
Questioning Loyalties: "There's a Man Hiding in the Coal Bunker"
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2:41
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6 |
Questioning Loyalties: "It's Like the Sister I Never Had"
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3:30
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7 |
Questioning Loyalties: "I'm Striking an Important Blow Against the Alien Occupation by Trying to Win This Pub Quiz"
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2:52
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8 |
Questioning Loyalties: "Margaret, You've Never Done the Pub Quiz Before"
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2:45
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9 |
Questioning Loyalties: "Lucy Doesn't Have a Sentimental Attachment to Anything"
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3:53
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10 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I Think That's the Best Abstract Landscape Painting You've Ever Done"
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2:03
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11 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "Triangles"
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3:01
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12 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "What Do You Mean Not Even Plausible?"
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2:43
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13 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "How Did It Get This Virus?"
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3:25
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14 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "Here's Another Good One"
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3:03
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15 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I'm Starting to See the Downside of Having One Computer That Does Literally Everything"
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1:42
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16 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "No, I Love Her"
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1:51
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17 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I'm Destroying You and the Entire Village"
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2:06
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18 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "I'm Afraid the Barrier Has Claimed Its First Building"
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2:22
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19 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "Yes Mum, This Is Sort of My Fault"
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2:20
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20 |
Ctrl-Alt-Del: "There's a Rumour Going Around the Village"
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3:01
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CD 6
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1 |
Testing Times: "You're Already Unconscious"
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3:01
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2 |
Testing Times: "A Helicopter Pilot"
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2:48
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3 |
Testing Times: "Your Role in the Post-Invasion Environment Is..."
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3:16
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4 |
Testing Times: "How's It Going Carl?"
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3:00
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5 |
Testing Times: "A Lengthy Sequence of People Getting It Wrong"
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3:00
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6 |
Testing Times: "This Village School Has Been a Wonderful Initiative"
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2:59
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7 |
Testing Times: "Are You Tampering With Lucy's Exam Papers?"
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2:51
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8 |
Testing Times: "Can You Open a Window Please?"
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0:29
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9 |
Testing Times: "So You're Saying There Isn't a Fire in There?"
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2:13
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10 |
Testing Times: "I Thought Your Parents Might Want to Be Here"
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4:13
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11 |
Exit Strategy: "You Have a New Message From Central Command"
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2:08
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12 |
Exit Strategy: "Open Up the Matter Manipulator!"
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2:41
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13 |
Exit Strategy: "It Was the Chewing Gum"
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3:04
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14 |
Exit Strategy: "Nice to Get a Chance to Sit Down and Read the Newspaper"
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3:27
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15 |
Exit Strategy: "Has Anyone Seen My Gun?"
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1:23
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16 |
Exit Strategy: "Do as We Say and All This Invasion Business Will Soon Be Over"
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1:47
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17 |
Exit Strategy: "This Is Earth, Is It?"
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2:41
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18 |
Exit Strategy: "Katrina and Lucy Have Arrived at Your Headquarters With the Assessor"
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3:33
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19 |
Exit Strategy: "This Will All Be Fine"
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2:53
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20 |
Exit Strategy: "Are You Really Going to Shoot Her?"
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4:08
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