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Digital Media 1
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| 1 |
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
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3:31
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| 2 |
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
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5:00
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| 3 |
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
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1:56
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| 4 |
Ask A Pastor
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3:03
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| 5 |
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
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3:04
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| 6 |
A LinkedIn Profile
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2:39
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| 7 |
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
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5:48
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| 8 |
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
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3:50
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| 9 |
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
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4:18
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| 10 |
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
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7:59
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| 11 |
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
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2:29
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| 12 |
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
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7:05
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Digital Media 2
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| 1 |
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
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3:22
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| 2 |
The Body
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2:26
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| 3 |
Feet & Legs
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1:55
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| 4 |
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
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2:54
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| 5 |
Heart
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2:54
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| 6 |
Throat, Arms & Hands
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2:41
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| 7 |
Head
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1:51
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| 8 |
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
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3:14
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Digital Media 3
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| 1 |
Introduction
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0:16
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| 2 |
Horse
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0:04
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| 3 |
Horse Galloping
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0:07
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| 4 |
Horse III
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0:08
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| 5 |
Duck
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0:04
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| 6 |
Duck II
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0:08
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| 7 |
Dog
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0:05
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| 8 |
Cat
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0:07
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| 9 |
Cat Purring
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0:09
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| 10 |
Cat Asking For Directions
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0:09
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| 11 |
Two Sheep Arguing
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0:10
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| 12 |
Mice Making Fried Rice
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0:06
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| 13 |
Bear
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0:04
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| 14 |
Wolf
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0:07
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| 15 |
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
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0:07
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| 16 |
Giraffe Sleeping
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0:08
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| 17 |
Turtle
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0:04
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| 18 |
Turtle II
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0:09
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| 19 |
Chicken Prostitue Haggling
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0:13
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| 20 |
Shark
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0:05
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| 21 |
Toilet Flushing
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0:08
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| 22 |
Blender
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0:08
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| 23 |
Automatic Door Opening
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0:06
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| 24 |
Doorbell
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0:04
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| 25 |
Alarm Clock
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0:06
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| 26 |
Frying Pan Sizzle
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0:08
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| 27 |
Teapot Whistle
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0:09
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| 28 |
Dishwasher Running
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0:08
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| 29 |
Telephone Ringing
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0:07
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| 30 |
Telephone Falling On The Ground
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0:09
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| 31 |
Shower Running
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0:08
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| 32 |
Crackling Fire
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0:09
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| 33 |
VCR Ejecting A Tape
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0:06
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| 34 |
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
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0:18
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| 35 |
Baby Locked In A Dresser
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0:09
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| 36 |
Fart
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0:04
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| 37 |
Long Fart
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0:06
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| 38 |
Fart III
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0:09
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| 39 |
Little Girl Crying
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0:12
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| 40 |
Man Walking In Boots
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0:12
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| 41 |
Screaming Man
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0:05
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| 42 |
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
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0:07
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| 43 |
TV Audience Clapping At Food
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0:11
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| 44 |
Drum Circle
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0:14
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| 45 |
Rave
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0:10
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| 46 |
Last Guy At A Rave
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0:09
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| 47 |
Train
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0:06
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| 48 |
Steam Engine
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0:07
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| 49 |
Neon Sign
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0:08
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| 50 |
Motorcycle
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0:07
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| 51 |
Scanning An Item
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0:04
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| 52 |
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
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0:06
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| 53 |
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
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0:07
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| 54 |
Jack-In-The-Box
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0:08
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| 55 |
Jigsaw Puzzle
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0:06
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| 56 |
Fire Truck
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0:06
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| 57 |
Video Game
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0:05
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| 58 |
Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
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0:07
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| 59 |
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
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0:10
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| 60 |
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
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0:10
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| 61 |
Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
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0:06
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| 62 |
Powerful Senator
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0:09
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| 63 |
Powerful Senator II
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0:11
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| 64 |
Fighter Plane
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0:06
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| 65 |
Ambient Noise In An Airplane
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0:12
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| 66 |
Airplane Flying
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0:10
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| 67 |
Police Siren
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0:07
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| 68 |
Police Siren In Europe
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0:08
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| 69 |
Police Siren In Belgium
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0:08
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| 70 |
Gun Shot
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0:04
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| 71 |
Machine Gun
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0:05
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| 72 |
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
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0:11
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| 73 |
Gays In The Military
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0:06
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| 74 |
Thunder
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0:05
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| 75 |
Rain
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0:10
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| 76 |
Hurricane
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0:10
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| 77 |
Blizzard
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0:09
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| 78 |
Snowing
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0:11
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| 79 |
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
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0:14
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| 80 |
Computer Downloading A File
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0:10
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| 81 |
New Email
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0:04
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| 82 |
Traffic
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0:11
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| 83 |
Kids Playing In The Park
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0:14
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| 84 |
Kids Playing In The Park II
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0:10
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| 85 |
Spaceship Flying
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0:10
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| 86 |
Spaceship Crashing
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0:07
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| 87 |
Going To Warp Speed
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0:06
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| 88 |
Alien Supermarket
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0:18
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| 89 |
Laser Gunfire
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0:11
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| 90 |
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
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0:14
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| 91 |
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
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0:09
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| 92 |
Tacos
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0:05
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| 93 |
Fur Coat Getting F*cked By A Bunch Of Cats
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0:12
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| 94 |
Tree Falling In A Forest
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0:09
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| 95 |
Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
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0:08
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| 96 |
Summertime
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0:07
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| 97 |
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
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0:10
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| 98 |
Helicopter
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0:06
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| 99 |
Living Helicopter Complaining
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0:10
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| 100 |
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
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0:11
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| 101 |
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
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0:10
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| 102 |
Elephant Having Trouble
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0:10
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| 103 |
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
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0:13
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| 104 |
Telephone Calling A Toaster
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0:13
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| 105 |
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
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0:15
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| 106 |
Shortwave Radio
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0:12
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| 107 |
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
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0:12
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| 108 |
Dentist Having Sex
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0:07
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| 109 |
Panda At A Hotel
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0:10
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| 110 |
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
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0:10
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| 111 |
Cat That Doesn't Mind
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0:09
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| 112 |
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
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0:08
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| 113 |
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
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0:10
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| 114 |
Old Man's Penis
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0:10
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| 115 |
Dial Tone
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0:13
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| 116 |
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
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0:12
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| 117 |
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
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0:10
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| 118 |
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
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0:12
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| 119 |
Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
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0:13
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| 120 |
Bellhop Who Got Stung
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0:07
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| 121 |
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
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0:16
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| 122 |
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
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0:10
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| 123 |
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
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0:08
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| 124 |
Too Many Pieces Of Paper
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0:06
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| 125 |
Puddle
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0:04
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| 126 |
Magic Clown Using His Powers
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0:12
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| 127 |
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
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0:13
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| 128 |
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
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0:11
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| 129 |
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
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0:09
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| 130 |
Misogynistic Maple Trees
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0:12
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| 131 |
Apple Sauce Being Naughty
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0:06
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| 132 |
Safe Word
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0:09
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| 133 |
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
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0:08
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| 134 |
Cookies Being Arrested
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0:10
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| 135 |
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
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0:13
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| 136 |
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
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0:11
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| 137 |
Desk Covered In Hair
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0:08
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| 138 |
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
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0:14
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| 139 |
Boy Who Loves Hammocks
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0:10
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| 140 |
Dustpan
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0:10
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| 141 |
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
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0:12
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| 142 |
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
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0:09
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| 143 |
Yellow Line That Divides Roads
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0:09
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| 144 |
Smell Of A Pear
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0:11
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| 145 |
Group Of Wealthy Men
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0:13
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| 146 |
Confused Child
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0:07
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| 147 |
25 Rats Sleeping
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0:23
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| 148 |
Flowers
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0:07
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| 149 |
Fishing
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0:05
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| 150 |
Boat
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0:06
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| 151 |
Mizzenmast
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0:05
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| 152 |
Bow
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0:05
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| 153 |
Stern
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0:05
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| 154 |
Basement
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0:05
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| 155 |
Rainbow
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0:07
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| 156 |
Telescope Being Defensive
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0:08
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| 157 |
Larry King Being Told Important Information
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0:10
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| 158 |
Well
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0:05
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| 159 |
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
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0:11
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| 160 |
Salad
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0:05
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| 161 |
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
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0:09
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| 162 |
Zoo With Nothing To Lose
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0:09
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| 163 |
Racist Stapler
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0:07
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| 164 |
Friendship Bracelet
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0:07
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| 165 |
Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
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0:08
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| 166 |
Two Lost Fireflies
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0:09
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| 167 |
Humpback Whale
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0:10
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| 168 |
Elevator At The Empire State Building
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0:13
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| 169 |
Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
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0:10
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| 170 |
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
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0:08
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| 171 |
French Kids Picking Apples
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0:08
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| 172 |
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
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0:11
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| 173 |
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
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0:11
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| 174 |
RomneyCare & ObamaCare
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0:16
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| 175 |
The Nerve Of Some People
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0:04
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| 176 |
Boner School
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0:05
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| 177 |
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
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0:09
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| 178 |
A BuzzFeed List
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0:08
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| 179 |
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
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0:11
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| 180 |
Fox News & MSNBC
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0:14
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| 181 |
Amicable Divorce
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0:05
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| 182 |
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
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0:09
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| 183 |
Snacks In Iraq
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0:06
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| 184 |
Telecommuting Cat
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0:06
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| 185 |
Nano-Horse
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0:05
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| 186 |
Hebrew Ray
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0:07
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| 187 |
Caldor Binge Drinking
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0:11
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| 188 |
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
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0:09
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| 189 |
Details
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0:04
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| 190 |
School Teacher Given Permission
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0:12
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| 191 |
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
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0:07
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| 192 |
Cheese
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0:07
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| 193 |
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
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0:06
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| 194 |
The Czech Republic
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0:08
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| 195 |
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
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0:07
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| 196 |
Hotel Bed That Is Tired
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0:08
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| 197 |
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
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0:09
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| 198 |
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
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0:18
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Digital Media 4
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| 1 |
A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
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0:25
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| 2 |
Marijuana
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3:00
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| 3 |
Pcp
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3:00
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| 4 |
Heroin
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3:00
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| 5 |
Apple Cider Vinegar
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3:00
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| 6 |
Mdma
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3:00
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| 7 |
Lsd
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3:00
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| 8 |
Amoxicillin
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3:00
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| 9 |
Peyote
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3:00
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| 10 |
Amaretto Sour
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3:00
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| 11 |
Oxycodone
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3:00
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Digital Media 5
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| 1 |
Crying
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0:18
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| 2 |
More Crying
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1:32
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| 3 |
Still Crying
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17:51
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| 4 |
I Simply Keep Crying
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25:35
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Digital Media 6
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| 1 |
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
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0:36
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| 2 |
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
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1:57
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| 3 |
Conversational Russian In The Workplace
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2:17
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| 4 |
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
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2:38
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| 5 |
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
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2:59
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| 6 |
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
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3:00
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| 7 |
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
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2:49
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| 8 |
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
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2:39
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| 9 |
Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
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3:15
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Digital Media 7
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| 1 |
Enter The F*Ckscape
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3:07
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| 2 |
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
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3:19
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| 3 |
I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
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3:32
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| 4 |
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
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3:46
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| 5 |
You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
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8:18
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Digital Media 8
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| 1 |
Intro To Ringtones
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0:28
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| 2 |
Phone Call
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0:07
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| 3 |
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
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0:07
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| 4 |
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
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0:10
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| 5 |
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
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0:08
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| 6 |
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
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0:08
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| 7 |
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
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0:11
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| 8 |
Phone Is Ringing
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0:09
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| 9 |
Friend
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0:07
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| 10 |
Love
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0:12
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| 11 |
Spicy Fish
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0:13
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| 12 |
Mother Calling
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0:06
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| 13 |
Father Calling
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0:05
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| 14 |
Mother 2
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0:06
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| 15 |
Father 2
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0:05
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| 16 |
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
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0:09
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| 17 |
Aaaaaaaa
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0:05
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| 18 |
Wife Calling
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0:10
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| 19 |
Husband Calling
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0:09
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| 20 |
Someone Is Calling
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0:12
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| 21 |
F*ckface Calling
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0:07
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| 22 |
Acquaintance
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0:06
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| 23 |
Unnnnnn
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0:15
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| 24 |
Auauauauauauau
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0:10
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| 25 |
Wouowowoooouuuooo
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0:13
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| 26 |
Whistle Ring
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0:08
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| 27 |
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
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0:17
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| 28 |
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
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0:10
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| 29 |
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
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0:12
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| 30 |
Gwreeegwkqreu
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0:10
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| 31 |
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
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0:06
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| 32 |
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
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0:07
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| 33 |
Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
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0:06
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| 34 |
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
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0:11
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| 35 |
Answer The Phone
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0:12
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| 36 |
Pffrrrtttt
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0:06
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| 37 |
Susan Sarandon Is Calling
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0:11
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| 38 |
Colleague
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0:06
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| 39 |
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
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0:07
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| 40 |
Hey!
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0:06
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| 41 |
Waffles
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0:05
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| 42 |
F*Ckbuddy
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0:06
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| 43 |
Piano Cleaner
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0:05
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| 44 |
Bryan
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0:06
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| 45 |
Cream Cheese
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0:11
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| 46 |
Rabbi
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0:06
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| 47 |
Priest
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0:04
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| 48 |
I Can't Answer The Phone
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0:16
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| 49 |
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
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1:08
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| 50 |
Dr. Fart
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0:11
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| 51 |
Sarah
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0:09
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| 52 |
Social Anxiety
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0:08
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| 53 |
The Sizzle-Maker
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0:13
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| 54 |
Mittens
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0:13
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| 55 |
Kate
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0:07
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| 56 |
No Answer
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0:07
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| 57 |
Debbie
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0:16
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| 58 |
Andrew
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0:07
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| 59 |
Phil Donahue
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0:04
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| 60 |
Kaitlin
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0:08
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| 61 |
Old Man
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0:06
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| 62 |
Steve
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0:07
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| 63 |
Lucy
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0:06
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| 64 |
Judy
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0:07
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| 65 |
Megan
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0:11
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| 66 |
Leave Your Name
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0:07
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| 67 |
Kim
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0:07
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| 68 |
Tim
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0:11
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| 69 |
Miguel
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0:08
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| 70 |
Sebastian
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0:05
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| 71 |
Penicillin Dong
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0:06
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| 72 |
Thong McHacky-Sack
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0:07
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| 73 |
Matt
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0:04
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| 74 |
Katie
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0:08
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| 75 |
Confident Balls
|
0:08
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| 76 |
Robert
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0:10
|
| 77 |
Mr. sh*tface
|
0:06
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| 78 |
Pile Of Sneakers
|
0:08
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| 79 |
Pasta Nasty
|
0:07
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| 80 |
Crème Fresh Jackson
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0:08
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| 81 |
I Can't Answer The Phone
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0:04
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| 82 |
Flitchy Woo-Woo
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0:10
|
| 83 |
Slick motherf*cker
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0:06
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| 84 |
Sleepy Horse
|
0:10
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| 85 |
Can't Come To Phone
|
0:13
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| 86 |
Dawn
|
0:07
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| 87 |
I Am A Doctor
|
0:08
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| 88 |
Nick
|
0:09
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| 89 |
Poodle
|
0:09
|
| 90 |
Hello, Mr. c*nt
|
0:05
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| 91 |
Standard Greeting 1
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0:07
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| 92 |
Standard Greeting 2
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0:08
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| 93 |
Standard Greeting 3
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0:07
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| 94 |
Standard Greeting 4
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0:07
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| 95 |
Standard Greeting 5
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0:10
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| 96 |
Standard Greeting 6
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0:09
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| 97 |
Standard Greeting 7
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0:07
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| 98 |
I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
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2:15
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Digital Media 9
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| 1 |
Please Take Off Your Shoes
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0:04
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| 2 |
Don Draper Has The Flu
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0:06
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| 3 |
Moons Over Your Hammy
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0:10
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| 4 |
It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
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0:04
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| 5 |
Now My Back Hurts
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0:04
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| 6 |
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
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0:13
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| 7 |
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
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0:04
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| 8 |
Oops
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0:05
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| 9 |
Sneaking Around The Zoo
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0:08
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| 10 |
Goodnight, Buddy
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0:17
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| 11 |
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
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0:06
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| 12 |
Faxed To The Wrong Number
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0:12
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| 13 |
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
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0:04
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| 14 |
1960's Street Fight
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0:05
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| 15 |
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
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0:09
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| 16 |
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
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0:06
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| 17 |
Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
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0:11
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| 18 |
The Best Misunderstanding
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0:04
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| 19 |
Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
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0:07
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| 20 |
Kindhearted Fireman
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0:06
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| 21 |
Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
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0:04
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| 22 |
Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
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0:11
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| 23 |
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
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0:11
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| 24 |
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
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0:24
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| 25 |
Goofballs Having Silly Fun
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0:09
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| 26 |
The Jackal Never Misses!
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0:10
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| 27 |
Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
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0:04
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| 28 |
Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
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0:07
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| 29 |
Don't Mind If I Do...
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0:11
|
| 30 |
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
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0:07
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| 31 |
Happy And Stuffed
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0:06
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| 32 |
Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
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0:06
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| 33 |
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
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0:07
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| 34 |
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
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0:04
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| 35 |
Have We Met?
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0:11
|
| 36 |
No, Please... After You
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0:08
|
| 37 |
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
|
0:10
|
| 38 |
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
|
0:08
|
| 39 |
88% On Rotten Tomatoes
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0:04
|
| 40 |
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
|
0:13
|
| 41 |
Two Rascals Showing Off
|
0:28
|
| 42 |
48 And Flexible
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0:06
|
| 43 |
That Was Worth It
|
0:13
|
| 44 |
Bandits Helping Around The House
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0:04
|
| 45 |
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
|
0:14
|
| 46 |
I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
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0:10
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| 47 |
Oh, My Wife Knows
|
0:09
|
| 48 |
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
|
0:13
|
| 49 |
The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
|
0:06
|
| 50 |
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
|
0:19
|
| 51 |
We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
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0:05
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| 52 |
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
|
0:16
|
| 53 |
Two Adults In A Small Space
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0:11
|
| 54 |
Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
|
0:18
|
| 55 |
Www.Thepleasuresallmine.Gov
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0:11
|
| 56 |
I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
|
0:08
|
| 57 |
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
|
0:15
|
| 58 |
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
|
0:08
|
| 59 |
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
|
0:10
|
| 60 |
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
|
0:09
|
| 61 |
The Kindness Of Strangers
|
0:10
|
| 62 |
We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
|
0:13
|
| 63 |
IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
|
0:04
|
| 64 |
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
|
0:09
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| 65 |
I Voted For McCain In 2000
|
0:10
|
| 66 |
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
|
0:09
|
| 67 |
Paul Can Really Push Good
|
0:12
|
| 68 |
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
|
0:08
|
| 69 |
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
|
0:08
|
| 70 |
Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
|
0:05
|
| 71 |
Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
|
0:11
|
| 72 |
Germaphobe Does Not Mind
|
0:04
|
| 73 |
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
|
0:09
|
| 74 |
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
|
0:12
|
| 75 |
Fart Walrus
|
0:09
|
| 76 |
French Woman Enjoying A Danish
|
0:06
|
| 77 |
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
|
0:12
|
| 78 |
With Or Without You (Preferably With)
|
0:12
|
| 79 |
Shouts And Murmurs
|
0:04
|
| 80 |
Pilates Are Invigorating
|
0:12
|
| 81 |
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
|
0:08
|
| 82 |
The Last Rock Star
|
0:20
|
| 83 |
It's Noon Somewhere
|
0:04
|
| 84 |
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
|
0:16
|
| 85 |
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
|
0:05
|
| 86 |
Love Clean Up, Aisle One
|
0:13
|
| 87 |
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
|
0:05
|
| 88 |
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
|
0:15
|
| 89 |
This Cheesecake Is Divine
|
0:04
|
| 90 |
Jam Session
|
0:16
|
| 91 |
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
|
0:05
|
| 92 |
Even Better Than An Associate Degree
|
0:13
|
| 93 |
I Went To School In The Boston Area
|
0:10
|
| 94 |
Happiness Is A Warm Dong
|
0:11
|
| 95 |
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
|
0:20
|
| 96 |
Call Me Dr. Stardust
|
0:04
|
| 97 |
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
|
0:23
|
| 98 |
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
|
0:04
|
| 99 |
Operation Cooch-Toot
|
0:17
|
| 100 |
Preggo!
|
0:04
|
| 101 |
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
|
0:08
|
| 102 |
Sure, In There Is Fine
|
0:04
|
| 103 |
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
|
0:07
|
| 104 |
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
|
0:10
|
| 105 |
We Were Just Talking About You
|
0:09
|
| 106 |
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
|
0:09
|
| 107 |
Sophisticated?
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0:10
|
| 108 |
We Deserve A Michelin Star
|
0:10
|
| 109 |
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
|
0:21
|
| 110 |
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
|
0:07
|
| 111 |
How Very Hemmingway Of You
|
0:04
|
| 112 |
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
|
0:11
|
| 113 |
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
|
0:15
|
| 114 |
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
|
0:08
|
| 115 |
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
|
0:13
|
| 116 |
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
|
0:07
|
| 117 |
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
|
0:13
|
| 118 |
Dirty Boulevard
|
0:04
|
| 119 |
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
|
0:09
|
| 120 |
Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
|
0:10
|
| 121 |
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
|
0:17
|
| 122 |
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
|
0:12
|
| 123 |
The Shenanigans You Requested
|
0:05
|
| 124 |
What Gusto!
|
0:10
|
| 125 |
Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
|
0:07
|
| 126 |
Wet Hot Americano
|
0:14
|
| 127 |
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
|
0:13
|
| 128 |
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
|
0:09
|
| 129 |
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
|
0:10
|
| 130 |
Too Soon?
|
0:10
|
| 131 |
Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
|
0:08
|
| 132 |
Never You Mind That
|
0:09
|
| 133 |
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
|
0:10
|
| 134 |
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
|
0:08
|
| 135 |
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
|
0:11
|
| 136 |
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
|
0:10
|
| 137 |
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
|
0:10
|
| 138 |
It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
|
0:11
|
| 139 |
Nothing Goes To Waste
|
0:18
|
| 140 |
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
|
0:11
|
| 141 |
Make Yourself At Home
|
0:04
|
| 142 |
Meet Me By The Condom Machine
|
0:05
|
| 143 |
I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
|
0:13
|
| 144 |
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
|
0:06
|
| 145 |
Fire Your Dentist!
|
0:09
|
| 146 |
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
|
0:14
|
| 147 |
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of sh*t
|
0:10
|
| 148 |
I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
|
0:07
|
| 149 |
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
|
0:12
|
| 150 |
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
|
0:07
|
| 151 |
Sally's In Charge
|
0:10
|
| 152 |
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
|
0:10
|
| 153 |
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
|
0:04
|
| 154 |
It's Raining Dan
|
0:08
|
| 155 |
It's Like Apples And Oranges (F*cking)
|
0:04
|
| 156 |
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
|
0:20
|
| 157 |
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
|
0:04
|
| 158 |
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
|
0:06
|
| 159 |
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
|
0:07
|
| 160 |
Best Friends/Next Level
|
0:09
|
| 161 |
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
|
0:05
|
| 162 |
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
|
0:14
|
| 163 |
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
|
0:04
|
| 164 |
So Glad That Was You Behind Me
|
0:06
|
| 165 |
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
|
0:04
|
| 166 |
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
|
0:11
|
| 167 |
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
|
0:08
|
| 168 |
Crammin' For The Jam Exam
|
0:10
|
| 169 |
I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
|
0:09
|
| 170 |
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
|
0:04
|
| 171 |
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
|
0:13
|
| 172 |
You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
|
0:05
|
| 173 |
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
|
0:09
|
| 174 |
I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
|
0:08
|
| 175 |
Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
|
0:10
|
| 176 |
They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
|
0:30
|
| 177 |
Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
|
0:07
|
| 178 |
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
|
0:07
|
| 179 |
File Under "The Rolling Stones"
|
0:06
|
| 180 |
No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
|
0:11
|
| 181 |
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
|
0:07
|
| 182 |
Two-State Solution With Benefits
|
0:07
|
| 183 |
My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
|
0:10
|
| 184 |
Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
|
0:12
|
| 185 |
Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
|
0:05
|
| 186 |
So This Is Medicaid?
|
0:07
|
| 187 |
Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
|
0:10
|
| 188 |
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
|
0:06
|
| 189 |
Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
|
0:08
|
| 190 |
No Senator, I Already Have Two
|
0:16
|
| 191 |
PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
|
0:06
|
| 192 |
Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
|
0:10
|
| 193 |
A Real Whodunnit!
|
0:09
|
| 194 |
Horace's Compromise
|
0:10
|
| 195 |
Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
|
0:08
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